Автор: Ивайло Нойзи Цветков
В "светлината" на новия превод на "български" на "Под игото" за подрастващи дебили, които не знаят какво е ятаган: ето още една, в случая английска абоминация, ако позволите. В помощ на английските подрастващи.
To be, or not to be, that is the question:
Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer
The slings and arrows of outrageous fortune,
Or to take arms against a sea of troubles
And by opposing end them. To die—to sleep,
No more; and by a sleep to say we end
The heart-ache and the thousand natural shocks
That flesh is heir to:
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To be, or not to be - WTF?!
Is it, say, intellectually (flailing quotation marks) plausible
To be royally fucked by everything that
Lowers my serotonine levels?
Оr I should say They buggered me,
Smearing lube on my arse? Should I lie down and die,
Just because I’m fucking mildly depressed? Should I fucking kill myself, just because Mom and stepdad are fucking morons?
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